Recent content by midnightcoffee

please don't make me do a full three point turn just to pick up a bag

where's my gta farming roguelike with deckbuilding mechanics???

weird local talk radio. i need fake callers having extremely real arguments

that documentary voice saying 'in Grand Theft Auto...' was peak gaming marketing

6 stars = your insurance company phones to cancel your policy

still trying to understand why the extended look premiered on netflix instead of just dropping normally on rockstar's channels. people were hunting for streams and some said netflix wasn't loading. maybe it reached a wider audience? i dunno. seemed like a weird extra step for a gaming trailer.

not sure what the technical term is, but when lucia was up in the air and the city stretched all the way out... yeah. that's the moment i went from mildly excited to VERY excited. is anyone else planning to spend their first hour ignoring objectives and just sightseeing?

if i get knocked out by an angry guy outside a gas station i will accept it as character development

bowling. yes i remember the memes. no i will not explain further.

gta 6 fishing tournament. loser has to drive everyone home without hitting anything

I've seen people asking for gas stations you can actually use, and weirdly I'm kind of into it. Pull into a station, grab a snack, fill the tank, head out onto a long highway. But I can already imagine running out of fuel during a mission and hating my own idea. Optional system maybe?

listen i would be the worst virtual taxi driver on earth. five stars, wrong destination.

imagine getting permanently banned from a convenience store because you were rude once. 10/10 realism

internet discovers a proof of concept and immediately schedules its vacation around it

yeah the uncertainty is what's getting me. I can wait six months. Two years is a very different conversation.